No greater creature graces the schools of suburban America than the fat gym teacher. Not only does this successful human being have a nasty disposition, but he has a beer belly to boot. With no ground to stand on discipline-wise, this hairy idiot just hands out detentions whenever he sees fit.
Identifying characteristics may also include a balding head, weirdly muscular shins, and a tendency or stare at girls who aren't wearing sports bras, as well as 'help you out' with push ups.
Do not let him hold your feet down while you do your sit ups.
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