We love Walmart Parents

We have to give props to People of Walmart. They've effectively made a site where we can fully appreciate the concentration of more 'interesting' people in one place. In my opinion one of the greatest types of people identified by this site is 'The Walmart Parents'.

Whether it be an overweight, toothless mother screaming at her kids, or a dad toting as many six-packs of Pepsi and Bud as he can, Walmart parents have set a new standard for low-quality parenting.

These shoppers not only irritate their poor children, but also everyone around them. When asked 'paper or plastic', their response is probably something like.

"Do I look like I give a god-damn?"

Walmart Parents; you are idiots.

We love Fat Gym Teachers

No greater creature graces the schools of suburban America than the fat gym teacher. Not only does this successful human being have a nasty disposition, but he has a beer belly to boot. With no ground to stand on discipline-wise, this hairy idiot just hands out detentions whenever he sees fit.

Identifying characteristics may also include a balding head, weirdly muscular shins, and a tendency or stare at girls who aren't wearing sports bras, as well as 'help you out' with push ups.

Do not let him hold your feet down while you do your sit ups.

We love scene girls.

Honestly, this picture didn't even need to have a smartass edit on it. Just look at this scene queen. We're pretty sure that this sexy little girl bleached her own hair a few too many times, and one morning upon discovering her dome was bald, decided roadkill would suffice for today's do'.

Oh, don't get me wrong, ma'am. I know you're a real hardcore music fan, and that your talents are endless. We're just hoping that any carpet won't match the drapes. Unlike your poser 'super tough' 'indie' boyfriend, we imagine having sex with a flattened fried chipmunk fur isn't the most pleasurable experience.

We Love Miss Ann Coulter

Yeah, I guess we could make a decent argument about why Ann Coulter is such an idiot, but really, wasting any more air than ms. Coulter already has would be a crime against humanity. Let the quotes speak for themselves.

Here's her opinion on the murder of abortionist George Tiller;
"I don't really like to think of it as a murder. It was terminating Tiller in the 203rd trimester. ... I am personally opposed to shooting abortionists, but I don't want to impose my moral values on others."

Or, on women's rights;
"If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president. It's kind of a pipe dream, it's a personal fantasy of mine, but I don't think it's going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women. It also makes the point, it is kind of embarrassing, the Democratic Party ought to be hanging its head in shame, that it has so much difficulty getting men to vote for it. I mean, you do see it's the party of women and 'We'll pay for health care and tuition and day care -- and here, what else can we give you, soccer moms?'"

Can you feel those brain cells ebbing away? We're sure Ann gets the same sensation, though for her it's probably all three of her remaining brain cells rubbing together. Oh my, your head's smoking, Miss Coulter.

We love Hot Topic

Hot Topic: The commercialized chain brand stores that you go to, to show that you are, indeed, an individual

We Love Alice in Wonderland

Yes, we love us a good predictable Alice in Wonderland movie. Because one of our favourite things in the world is when a perfectly good underground sub-genre is suddenly uprooted and then hung in the most cruel way possible and displayed to the unwitting public as art. As its corpse is rotten away in the sun and ravens pluck out its eyes.

We love Sparkly Vampires

First off, we have to tell you, we l.o.v.e. sparkling vampires. Regardless of any and all content chronicled on this website, it's really nothing without mention of The Twilight Saga, the most incredible installation to our society's popular culture in the 21st century so far. Watering down and commercializing for a story that wasn't good to begin with, taking every single aspect that made a vampire's life suck and make them tortured and made it a reason why you didn't want to be immortal and turned it into sunshine and daydreams and wetdreams of every little girl in america.
Sparkling vampires RULE!

You Idiot

We're idiots for making this, you're a dumbass for reading it. End of story.